victory
Ten man ‘Chels survive BP drilling
It was the foggiest day on record at the Kings House Sports Ground, Chiswick. The new sign “Kings House Sports Ground – home of Kensington & Chelsea FC” was proudly displayed at the ground entrance, just to let BP know they were coming to the home of “West London’s most talked about Veterans Football Team”.
Eye, eye…’Chels see their way to victory!
Manchester City turned over their great rivals this afternoon with a 6-1 drubbing at Old Trafford. In the final minutes the City fans were chanting “easy easy”. But – as they steal all the best crowd ideas such as “The Poznan” – they were merely ripping off the Kenchels crowd, who hours earlier saw their heroes gain a straightforward two-nil win away at Old Salesians.
Teds’ giftwrap a birthday treat for Stevie B
Teddington must have wondered what they had done to offend the gods this morning. Walked under ladders? Broken their shaving mirrors? Opened umbrellas indoors? Done something unseemly to a black cat?
Ghoul-hungry Brentham spook the ‘Chels
Hallowe’een is the time of when kids go round asking “Trick or Treat?” Well the ghoulish, ghostly, zombiefied ‘Chels did exactly the same to Brentham, offering them tricks (from the boots of Master of the Dark Arts VoldeMort), or treats in the shape of soft goals.
Now that’s entertainment, DotCoco!
All the world’s a stage – or in the Kenchels’ case, possibly a circus ring. We have our acrobats and jugglers, our strongmen, our tightrope walker (who else but Stevie B?), all masterfully shepherded by the top-hatted Ringmaster, EP. That’s all well and good but what the punters really like to see is a good clown, a bloke in silly boots who does the daftest things. You can guess, I am sure, where this is leading…
