Nickname: Don’t think I have one
That’s a challenge, if ever I heard one. Ed
Looks like? Snooker bad boy Ronnie O’Sullivan
Preferred position: Libero
Actual position: Stuck at home with the kids
First season: 2000-1
First tour: Haven’t been yet but this is the year!
Why the Kenchels? Blame Dotden but I love it – it’s just sad I’ve played so few games over the past three seasons
Best Chels moment(s): Sitting through 15 minutes of credits to see the Kenchels up in lights on the big screen at the end of The Bourne Ultimatum
Worst Chels moment(s): Never had a bad moment in a ‘Chels shirt
Pre match ritual(s): Trying and find the number four shirt and sweating out the previous night’s beer
After match ritual(s): Trying to avoid Stevie B’s copious supply of crisps
Most likely to say: “…but I got the ball ref!”
Least likely to say: “I’m available.”
Ambition: To go on tour and play ten games a season
Month by month
