Nickname: Mrs Murphy

Preferred position: Doggie style

Actual position: Missionary

First season: Spring

First tour: Portugal

Why the Kenchels? I like the colour of the shirts – but why not add a lace trim?

Best Chels moment: The suckling pig in Prague – with loads of roast potatoes

Worst Chels moment: When Tom Taw threw up all over the room in Tallinn and I had to clear it up on my hands and knees with a pair of my best pants

Pre-match rituals: Mass followed by bra and corset adjustments

After match ritual: Nice cup of tea and a lie down

Most likely to say: Where’s the potatoes?

Least likely to say: I’ll get these

Ambition: To open a hairdressing salon on the Moon