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		<title>Snore-draw as sleepy &#8216;Chels are caught napping</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2012/04/30/snore-draw-for-the-sleepy-chels-caught-napping-by-popes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 05:27:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dotden</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here we were, playing some delightful football, knocking the ball around, little triangles, one-twos, crisp tackles, give and goes, looking for all the world like a slick, well-oiled football machine….and ended up with only a draw, a draw which could so easily have turned into a defeat.]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Chels let Hook off the hook</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2012/04/15/chels-let-hook-off-the-hook/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2012 11:45:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>El Tel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To roll out an old cliché (and what are old clichés for if not to be rolled out?) this was a a game of two halves. In the first, Kenchels played some sublime football – probably the best of the season – indeed at times it was almost like watching Brazil (that’s Alan Brazil – after a night out with his chums).]]></description>
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		<title>Cliff-edge game ends with Tommy T flypast</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2012/04/01/cliff-edge-game-ends-with-tommy-t-on-top/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2012 14:10:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>El Tel</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[citrus]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Harry Hill]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Goalless draws are like buses: you wait ages for one, then two come along at once. So it proved for Kenchels, when, for the second week in a row neither we, nor our opponents, troubled the scorer. As Harry Hill would have it, “What are the chances of that happening?”]]></description>
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		<title>Fruity &#8216;Chels squeeze out a dismal draw</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2012/03/25/fruity-chels-squeeze-out-a-dismal-draw/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2012 12:32:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>El Tel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No racking of brains this week trying to remember goals and goal scorers - there weren't any! Sometimes these goalless draws can be thrilling, but not this one. Indeed, Cliff said afterwards this was probably the most boring game he'd ever played in but then he hasn't been with the 'Chels for long! Even the Human Volcano remained dormant.]]></description>
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		<title>Bank takes the credit as &#8216;Chels slump and Stevie B goes into the red&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2012/03/18/bank-takes-the-credit-as-chels-slump-and-stevie-b-goes-into-the-red/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kenchels.com/2012/03/18/bank-takes-the-credit-as-chels-slump-and-stevie-b-goes-into-the-red/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2012 12:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dotden</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2011-12 Season]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As we arrived at the wonderful ground at Roehampton to face the Bank of England we saw Wee Charlie, the little Bank midfield dynamo, parking his car – a huge stonking Jaguar, with his boots dangling from the rear-view mirror. We determined not to allow him to run the game as he usually does, nor to score with his head, as he usually does.]]></description>
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		<title>Oh Deer! What a calamity as Young Guns whack elderly &#8216;Chels</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2012/02/26/oh-deer-what-a-calamity-as-young-guns-whack-elderly-chels/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Feb 2012 12:53:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dotden</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It had all started so well. We weren’t playing the mighty BA after all, Tweaky B had run out of poor jokes, and as the squad assembled in the dressing room they were greeted by the return of Lord Volkmar on a flying weekend visit from Germany. The Munich Marvel was back and we welcomed the return of the master of the (goose) step-over. ]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Chels romp to victory despite keeper famine</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2012/01/29/chels-romp-to-victory-despite-keeper-famine/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kenchels.com/2012/01/29/chels-romp-to-victory-despite-keeper-famine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 12:55:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>El Tel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As Peter, Paul and Mary would have sang – if Mary hadn’t behaved like a typical girl, putting her foot down and insisting on involving flowers – “Where have all the Keepers gone?” A grand total of five Chels’ keepers had been struck down.]]></description>
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		<title>You don&#8217;t win nuffink with kids &#8211; but you can manage a draw!</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2012/01/22/you-dont-win-nuffink-with-kids-but-you-can-manage-a-draw/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kenchels.com/2012/01/22/you-dont-win-nuffink-with-kids-but-you-can-manage-a-draw/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 12:56:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>El Tel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[EP had called for a supreme effort today in a bid to beat our arch-rivals Brentham for the first time in absolute ages. A full squad was called up including a couple of the youth team – Phil and Little Tone both marginally under age and Martin, quite a few years off being able to claim to be a vet!]]></description>
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		<title>Village People give &#8216;Chels a proper seeing to&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2011/12/11/village-people-give-chels-a-proper-seeing-to/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kenchels.com/2011/12/11/village-people-give-chels-a-proper-seeing-to/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 12:32:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>El Tel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[New opposition for the ‘Chels today was uncovered by an EP-Newbod attack on the FA's Observer's Book of Aged Football Teams. Today’s offering was the Village Vets – although the village in question was unspecified, judging by the look of one or two of them it might have been Royston Vasey where they apparently have a local team for local people.]]></description>
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		<title>Second half battling gets &#8216;Chels off the Hook</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2011/12/05/second-half-battling-gets-chels-off-the-hook/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kenchels.com/2011/12/05/second-half-battling-gets-chels-off-the-hook/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2011 07:39:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>El Tel</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[kit]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today the kit came neatly wrapped - shirts, shorts and socks all neatly packaged in their own little plastic bags courtesy of Stevie B.   We were all greatly impressed with this touch of orderliness – which makes a change from the usual shambles we see out on the pitch.]]></description>
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