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		<title>&#8216;Chels guilty of a criminal performance</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2010/04/14/chels-guilty-of-a-criminal-performance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 08:09:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A policeman's lot is generally not a happy one but there was at least one copper smiling after this shambolic Kenchels' performance. Yes, our opposition included no less a figure than Chief Superintendent Knacker himself, who played a small but nonetheless entertaining part in our defeat. More of that later.]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Chels overdrawn at the Bank&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 07:13:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And so, dear readers, I pick up the pen once more. As I sit here, my quivering quill poised like that of a  latter-day Dot-soievsky over a blank sheet of paper, it is hard to imagine that the last time I wrote to you was before Christmas. Our erratic season has, I am afraid, lurched ever more anarchically  into 2010.]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Chels go missing in action&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 19:22:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This report is dedicated to the memory of El Tel Bellamy, our former right-back, who is as I write huddled in the bowels of the Hanoi Hilton on what was to have been the dream holiday of a lifetime. As he delves through his three-week-old plate of boiled rice and cockroaches, I'm sure he is missing us all terribly.]]></description>
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		<title>A game to remember&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/11/13/a-game-to-remember/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:05:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How very fitting that on Remembrance Sunday, we should have our very own Mr Memory reffing the game. Yes, 'Pierluigi Newbods' was in charge for the first half and had EP fretting even before we kicked off. Our leader  had visions of the two-minutes' silence on the centre-circle over-running by 88 minutes, with Newbs forgetting to blow his whistle to end it and possibly adding extra-time!]]></description>
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		<title>What a blowout &#8211; &#8216;Chels whither in bad weather</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/11/03/what-a-blowout-chels-whither-in-bad-weather/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:15:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The last time I saw weather like this, I was in a cinema watching The Day After Tomorrow: howling gale, a torrential downpour and a tidal wave of goals that put the poor old 'Chels to shame. The temperature seemed to drop dramatically from the moment we kicked off, leaving us frozen to the spot for much of the game. If a stranded oil tanker had floated up the nearby River Brent, I would not have been surprised.]]></description>
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		<title>Victory in the shadow of Mount Peevie</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/10/28/victory-in-the-shadow-of-mount-peevie/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/10/28/victory-in-the-shadow-of-mount-peevie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 01:01:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, what a game that was. Not only a superlative victory over Old Salesians but we were entertained by an early display of fireworks too as Peevie B erupted (again) in the closing minutes, ripped his shirt off and harumphed off the pitch breathing fire and brimstone. If it happened in America, they'd have declared him a National Park by now. What a geyser!]]></description>
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		<title>Bank crisis as &#8216;Chels go back in the black</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/10/18/bank-of-england-v-kenchels-fc/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 21:12:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[ March 22, 2009; 10:30 am to 12:30 pm. ] There were no bonuses for the bankers this weekend - in fact, they were left in the midst of a Great Depression, torn apart by a second-half performance with a high interest rate - easily our best of the season so far. Not only did we win in glorious autumn sunshine but we had the rare treat of  all our 'keepers turning  out - Dave G, Craig, Tommy T, MKP and Wayne - a veritable conjunction of goalies that only comes about once every 300 years according to Statto, a bit like Haley's Comet...]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Chels fall victim to criminal stupidity&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/10/12/chels-fall-victim-to-criminal-stupidity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 09:18:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a callous and appalling  incident yesterday, a bunch of elderly gentlemen were mugged and left for dead, their egos battered and bruised and their self-respect a dim and distant memory.
The victims were the dear old &#8216;Chels, who collapsed in a heap after two last-minute goals from the Popes that clinched them a draw and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wayne flies in but &#8216;Chels still crash against BA</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/10/06/wayne-flies-in-but-chels-still-crash-against-ba/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/10/06/wayne-flies-in-but-chels-still-crash-against-ba/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 07:42:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s always a long haul against British Airways, whose 11-1 massacre of the &#8216;Chels this time last year is still a red and weeping scar in our collective memory. We were in for a bumpy ride for sure &#8211; but at least this time we weren&#8217;t carrying any excess baggage (yes,  Jake, Euan, Jamie and Alex [...]]]></description>
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