Fixtures & results
‘Chels bounce back and that’s a fact
Your intrepid match reporter El Tel is back form trekking in the Patagonian wilderness, a trip that incorporated two days in Buenos Aires where he visited the Boca Juniors stadium. This pretty, compact stadium is known locally as La Bombonera which translates as The Chocolate Box. If the ‘Chels had a similar stadium, no doubt given the gluttonous nature of certain players (no names, no pack drill – you know who you are) it would be known as The Empty Chocolate Box.
Ten man ‘Chels survive BP drilling
It was the foggiest day on record at the Kings House Sports Ground, Chiswick. The new sign “Kings House Sports Ground – home of Kensington & Chelsea FC” was proudly displayed at the ground entrance, just to let BP know they were coming to the home of “West London’s most talked about Veterans Football Team”.
‘Chels rock on with a ten-goal frenzy
Another Sunday, another strong performance and another decisive victory for Kenchels as JamRock were given a lesson in finishing (OK – wait for it) at an unseasonally warm and sunny Duke’s Meadows yesterday. For once we were fielding a reduced squad, and for the first twenty minutes of the game it looked as though we would be in for a tough examination…
Double victory for ‘Chels? No, one victory. Two match reports!
Imperial College may have been wearing imperial purple but it was the ‘Chels who put on an imperious performance yesterday to continue a start to the season that has been almost Newcastle-like in its consistency, on an altogether auspicious day in the club’s history. This was the day when the club revealed its tribute to a manager who for 25 years has been, simply, Mr Kenchels. EP may still remain, for reasons best known to Her Majesty, plain old Mr Moore, but to the ‘Chels his achievements, both domestic and European, should have elevated him to at least a peerage by now.
If only Jim could’ve fixed victory for us…
Now then, now then, guys and gals, after last week’s gaffe in revealing the Man United result (I’ve had complaints) and to avoid spoiling the news for anyone; if you don’t want to know the identity of the eccentric, jewellery jangling, tracksuit wearing DJ and TV presenter, who passed away earlier this week – look away now.
