Two hat-tricks and a Gus-t appearance…

Today we not only slaughtered the poor, unsuspecting Teds but we witnessed the emergence of a new managerial powerhouse in the form of Gus DotDink, the interim managers’ interim manager.
We saw hat-tricks from both Jake and Alex and some fine performances almost everywhere else. We uncovered a stunning new number eight – well, anything would be [...]

Nipples deflated by a solid ‘Chels performance

It took a while to pierce the Nipples defences today but we did so with two excellent goals and continued our unbeaten run of – er – two games. Tom B was universally acclaimed as MoM, with a strong mention in despatches for MK Power in central midfield.

Another flying lesson for the ‘Chels…

Our last encounter with British Airways was not so much Club Class as clubbed class – we got hammered 11-one, conceding a record ten goals in the first half. This week, the Boss was hoping we could engineer a bit more legroom so we could teach those high-flyers a thing or two.

NPL v Kenchels FC

[ March 8, 2009; 10:30 am to 12:30 pm. ]

Dotden goes from bard to verse…

Dotden vowed to write this week’s match report in verse – and so he has done…

Once more unto the pitch, dear friends, once more
and curse the Graftons who did stay a’bed
for such as they would ne’er be there to see
this bold and striking Kenchels victory.