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		<title>Sorry Corrie and Euan&#8217;s wrecked angles</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2010/11/10/sorry-corrie-and-euans-wrecked-angles/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kenchels.com/2010/11/10/sorry-corrie-and-euans-wrecked-angles/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Nov 2010 23:08:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>El Tel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Question:  What do Susan Boyle, Anne Widdecombe, the Queen and  Emile Heskey all have in common?*
The answer is, of course, each one of  them would have buried the chance that fell to Corrie in the final  minutes of this hard fought 0-0 draw with Imperial College.
The sad fact is Corrie blemmed the ball about 35 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ghoul-hungry Brentham spook the ‘Chels</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2010/10/31/ghoul-hungry-brentham-spook-the-chels/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kenchels.com/2010/10/31/ghoul-hungry-brentham-spook-the-chels/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2010 20:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>El Tel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hallowe'een is the time of when kids go round asking "Trick or Treat?" Well the ghoulish, ghostly, zombiefied 'Chels did exactly the same to Brentham, offering them tricks (from the boots of Master of the Dark Arts VoldeMort), or treats in the shape of soft goals.]]></description>
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		<title>‘Chels turn the heat up – but one chip is all they get!</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2010/10/25/chels-turn-the-heat-up-but-one-chip-is-all-they-get/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kenchels.com/2010/10/25/chels-turn-the-heat-up-but-one-chip-is-all-they-get/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Oct 2010 22:19:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>El Tel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2008-9 Season]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a week that saw Wayne Rooney say he would never play for Manchester United again, only to return to the fold and sign a new five-year contract, Kenchels' very own cabbage-faced bruiser also returned. Welcome back Stevie B!]]></description>
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		<title>Now that&#8217;s entertainment, DotCoco!</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/04/04/now-thats-entertainment-dotcoco/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/04/04/now-thats-entertainment-dotcoco/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 08:37:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dotden</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2008-9 Season]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[clown]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.kenchels.com/?p=390</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[All the world's a stage - or in the Kenchels' case, possibly a circus ring. We have our acrobats and jugglers, our strongmen, our tightrope walker (who else but Stevie B?), all masterfully shepherded by the top-hatted Ringmaster, EP. That's all well and good but what the punters really like to see is a good clown, a bloke in silly boots who does the daftest things. You can guess, I am sure, where this is leading...]]></description>
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		<title>Bank (quantitatively) ease their way to victory</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/03/23/bank-quantitatively-ease-their-way-to-victory/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/03/23/bank-quantitatively-ease-their-way-to-victory/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 22:54:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dotden</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another week, another manager. Last week, the legendary Guss Dotdink lead us to a stunning victory. This week, we found ourselves in the hands of another interim boss, the one and only Al-fa BeNewbtez. That&#8217;s the beautiful game for you. One minute you&#8217;re floating on air, the next you&#8217;re back hanging the kit up.
The boy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two hat-tricks and a Gus-t appearance&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/03/16/teddington-vets-1-kenchels-fc-8/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/03/16/teddington-vets-1-kenchels-fc-8/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 13:49:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dotden</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2008-9 Season]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Today we not only slaughtered the poor, unsuspecting Teds but we witnessed the emergence of a new managerial powerhouse in the form of Gus DotDink, the interim managers&#8217; interim manager.
We saw hat-tricks from both Jake and Alex and some fine performances almost everywhere else. We uncovered a stunning new number eight &#8211; well, anything would be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nipples deflated by a solid &#8216;Chels performance</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/03/10/nipples-deflated-by-a-solid-chels-performance/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/03/10/nipples-deflated-by-a-solid-chels-performance/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 08:01:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dotden</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2008-9 Season]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It took a while to pierce the Nipples defences today but we did so with two excellent goals and continued our unbeaten run of - er - two games.  Tom B was universally acclaimed as MoM, with a strong mention in despatches for MK Power in central midfield.]]></description>
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		<title>Another flying lesson for the &#8216;Chels&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/03/08/another-flying-lesson-for-the-chels/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/03/08/another-flying-lesson-for-the-chels/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 09:04:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dotden</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2008-9 Season]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.kenchels.com/?p=369</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Our last encounter with British Airways was not so much Club Class as clubbed class - we got hammered 11-one, conceding a record ten goals in the first half. This week, the Boss was hoping we could engineer a bit more legroom so we could teach those high-flyers a thing or two.]]></description>
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		<title>NPL v Kenchels FC</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/03/08/npl-v-kenchels-fc-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/03/08/npl-v-kenchels-fc-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 07:19:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dotden</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2008-9 Season]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[[ March 8, 2009; 10:30 am to 12:30 pm. ] ]]></description>
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		<title>Dotden goes from bard to verse&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/02/24/kenchels-3-grafton-strollers-0/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/02/24/kenchels-3-grafton-strollers-0/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 22:56:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dotden</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2008-9 Season]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dotden vowed to write this week's match report in verse - and so he has done...

Once more unto the pitch, dear friends, once more
and curse the Graftons who did stay a'bed
for such as they would ne'er be there to see
this bold and striking Kenchels victory.]]></description>
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