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		<title>Now that&#8217;s entertainment, DotCoco!</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/04/04/now-thats-entertainment-dotcoco/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 08:37:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dotden</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[All the world's a stage - or in the Kenchels' case, possibly a circus ring. We have our acrobats and jugglers, our strongmen, our tightrope walker (who else but Stevie B?), all masterfully shepherded by the top-hatted Ringmaster, EP. That's all well and good but what the punters really like to see is a good clown, a bloke in silly boots who does the daftest things. You can guess, I am sure, where this is leading...]]></description>
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		<title>Bank (quantitatively) ease their way to victory</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/03/23/bank-quantitatively-ease-their-way-to-victory/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 22:54:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dotden</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another week, another manager. Last week, the legendary Guss Dotdink lead us to a stunning victory. This week, we found ourselves in the hands of another interim boss, the one and only Al-fa BeNewbtez. That&#8217;s the beautiful game for you. One minute you&#8217;re floating on air, the next you&#8217;re back hanging the kit up.
The boy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two hat-tricks and a Gus-t appearance&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/03/16/teddington-vets-1-kenchels-fc-8/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/03/16/teddington-vets-1-kenchels-fc-8/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 13:49:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dotden</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today we not only slaughtered the poor, unsuspecting Teds but we witnessed the emergence of a new managerial powerhouse in the form of Gus DotDink, the interim managers&#8217; interim manager.
We saw hat-tricks from both Jake and Alex and some fine performances almost everywhere else. We uncovered a stunning new number eight &#8211; well, anything would be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nipples deflated by a solid &#8216;Chels performance</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/03/10/nipples-deflated-by-a-solid-chels-performance/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/03/10/nipples-deflated-by-a-solid-chels-performance/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 08:01:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dotden</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2008-9 Season]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It took a while to pierce the Nipples defences today but we did so with two excellent goals and continued our unbeaten run of - er - two games.  Tom B was universally acclaimed as MoM, with a strong mention in despatches for MK Power in central midfield.]]></description>
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		<title>Another flying lesson for the &#8216;Chels&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/03/08/another-flying-lesson-for-the-chels/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/03/08/another-flying-lesson-for-the-chels/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 09:04:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dotden</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our last encounter with British Airways was not so much Club Class as clubbed class - we got hammered 11-one, conceding a record ten goals in the first half. This week, the Boss was hoping we could engineer a bit more legroom so we could teach those high-flyers a thing or two.]]></description>
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		<title>NPL v Kenchels FC</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/03/08/npl-v-kenchels-fc-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/03/08/npl-v-kenchels-fc-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 07:19:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dotden</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2008-9 Season]]></category>
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		<title>Dotden goes from bard to verse&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/02/24/kenchels-3-grafton-strollers-0/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/02/24/kenchels-3-grafton-strollers-0/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 22:56:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dotden</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dotden vowed to write this week's match report in verse - and so he has done...

Once more unto the pitch, dear friends, once more
and curse the Graftons who did stay a'bed
for such as they would ne'er be there to see
this bold and striking Kenchels victory.]]></description>
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		<title>Timely victory for the tardy &#8216;Chels</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/02/17/timely-victory-for-the-tardy-chels/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/02/17/timely-victory-for-the-tardy-chels/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 07:27:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dotden</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You couldn't make it up. No, actually that's not true. I mostly do make it up. But in this case, dear reader, there is no need for embellishment. Not only did the 'Chels give a classic demonstration of their comic timing (or rather lack of timing) today but they also pulled off a stunning and historic victory against the heretofore unbeaten Meadhurst.]]></description>
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		<title>Popes Grove 1 Kenchels FC 5</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/02/02/popes-grove-1-kenchels-fc-5/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kenchels.com/2009/02/02/popes-grove-1-kenchels-fc-5/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 12:03:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dotden</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This was a brrr-illiant away victory for the 'Chels, played in sub-arctic temperatures and on a pitch that looked as if it had been ploughed up for spuds. The poor old Popes started out well enough but faded so badly in the second half they were scarcely visible.]]></description>
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		<title>Kenchels admit &#8211; there&#8217;s no beating Beer!</title>
		<link>http://www.kenchels.com/2008/12/12/kenchels-admit-theres-no-beating-beer/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kenchels.com/2008/12/12/kenchels-admit-theres-no-beating-beer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 08:25:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dotden</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2008-9 Season]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The annual fixture versus the always strong Beer and Lager XI is one to be savoured – literally.  EP had gone for a solid line-up but when the whistle went found he only had himself and Newbod to face the onslaught of two pints of London Pride.]]></description>
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