2008-9 Season
Now that’s entertainment, DotCoco!
All the world’s a stage – or in the Kenchels’ case, possibly a circus ring. We have our acrobats and jugglers, our strongmen, our tightrope walker (who else but Stevie B?), all masterfully shepherded by the top-hatted Ringmaster, EP. That’s all well and good but what the punters really like to see is a good clown, a bloke in silly boots who does the daftest things. You can guess, I am sure, where this is leading…
Bank (quantitatively) ease their way to victory
Another week, another manager. Last week, the legendary Guss Dotdink lead us to a stunning victory. This week, we found ourselves in the hands of another interim boss, the one and only Al-fa BeNewbtez. That’s the beautiful game for you. One minute you’re floating on air, the next you’re back hanging the kit up.
The boy [...]
Two hat-tricks and a Gus-t appearance…
Today we not only slaughtered the poor, unsuspecting Teds but we witnessed the emergence of a new managerial powerhouse in the form of Gus DotDink, the interim managers’ interim manager.
We saw hat-tricks from both Jake and Alex and some fine performances almost everywhere else. We uncovered a stunning new number eight – well, anything would be [...]
Nipples deflated by a solid ‘Chels performance
It took a while to pierce the Nipples defences today but we did so with two excellent goals and continued our unbeaten run of – er – two games. Tom B was universally acclaimed as MoM, with a strong mention in despatches for MK Power in central midfield.
Another flying lesson for the ‘Chels…
Our last encounter with British Airways was not so much Club Class as clubbed class – we got hammered 11-one, conceding a record ten goals in the first half. This week, the Boss was hoping we could engineer a bit more legroom so we could teach those high-flyers a thing or two.
