2008-9 Season
Sorry Corrie and Euan’s wrecked angles
Question: What do Susan Boyle, Anne Widdecombe, the Queen and Emile Heskey all have in common?*
The answer is, of course, each one of them would have buried the chance that fell to Corrie in the final minutes of this hard fought 0-0 draw with Imperial College.
The sad fact is Corrie blemmed the ball about 35 [...]
Ghoul-hungry Brentham spook the ‘Chels
Hallowe’een is the time of when kids go round asking “Trick or Treat?” Well the ghoulish, ghostly, zombiefied ‘Chels did exactly the same to Brentham, offering them tricks (from the boots of Master of the Dark Arts VoldeMort), or treats in the shape of soft goals.
‘Chels turn the heat up – but one chip is all they get!
In a week that saw Wayne Rooney say he would never play for Manchester United again, only to return to the fold and sign a new five-year contract, Kenchels’ very own cabbage-faced bruiser also returned. Welcome back Stevie B!
Now that’s entertainment, DotCoco!
All the world’s a stage – or in the Kenchels’ case, possibly a circus ring. We have our acrobats and jugglers, our strongmen, our tightrope walker (who else but Stevie B?), all masterfully shepherded by the top-hatted Ringmaster, EP. That’s all well and good but what the punters really like to see is a good clown, a bloke in silly boots who does the daftest things. You can guess, I am sure, where this is leading…
Bank (quantitatively) ease their way to victory
Another week, another manager. Last week, the legendary Guss Dotdink lead us to a stunning victory. This week, we found ourselves in the hands of another interim boss, the one and only Al-fa BeNewbtez. That’s the beautiful game for you. One minute you’re floating on air, the next you’re back hanging the kit up.
The boy [...]
