2004-5 Season
Lensbury 4 Kenchels 3
Frankly, I am ashamed to write this match report having been run ragged by Lensbury’s forwards for most of the 90 minutes. Even when they took one of them off and brought on their resident fat bloke, he was quicker than me.
I didn’t know whether to stay tight on them or stand off. If I [...]
Kenchels FC 1 Imperial College 1
This was a helluva tight game. Tighter even than Stevie B’s trousers or our notorious Centrefile strip. Even-stevens the first half, we dominated the third quarter and they were on top for the last quarter.
Nil-nil at half-time, our goal came about 15 minutes into the second when Alex was lightly tripped by an Imperial defender [...]
Kenchels FC 3 Shepperton Green 1
A stonking hat-trick from ‘Mrs’ Murphy brought a well-earned victory for the Chels in what had been a tighter game than the scoreline might suggest.
It was also notable for the emergence of a new refereeing talent, Stevie ‘Pierluigi’ Bartholomew, whose astonishing blend of decisiveness and casual knitwear kept the lid on the tetchiness that [...]
Kenchels FC 2 Purford 2
A late goal from EP got us the draw but it was a game we should have won. With the exception of a brief spell in the second half, we had dominated midfield and had many more scoring opportunities than Purford.
Our passing was crisp and tight and the movement in midfield was excellent, despite having [...]
Kenchels FC 5 Popes Grove 1
INSPIRED substitutions at half-time turned what had been a dreary game into a stunning ‘Chels victory. The flair, pace and sensational ball skills of Paul Greengrazza and Dotden on the flanks so stunned Popes Grove that they never recovered and ended up losing 5-1.
Right, that’s the fantasy intro out of the way. Now for the [...]
