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Kenchels Tour Downfall – a documentary
A moving documentary records the turmoil and tensions within the Kenchels headquarters as they planned their latest football tour. Tense, taut and with a sly twist at the end…enjoy!
‘Chels guilty of a criminal performance
A policeman’s lot is generally not a happy one but there was at least one copper smiling after this shambolic Kenchels’ performance. Yes, our opposition included no less a figure than Chief Superintendent Knacker himself, who played a small but nonetheless entertaining part in our defeat. More of that later.
Victory in the shadow of Mount Peevie
Well, what a game that was. Not only a superlative victory over Old Salesians but we were entertained by an early display of fireworks too as Peevie B erupted (again) in the closing minutes, ripped his shirt off and harumphed off the pitch breathing fire and brimstone. If it happened in America, they’d have declared him a National Park by now. What a geyser!
Paper-thin ‘Chels fold under samurai onslaught
The Kenchels can now list origami as one of their many skills given the way we folded against the Japanese today. Just one week after a painful 11-1 drubbing at the hands of British Airways, we found ourselves struggling to keep the young Samurais (average age four-and-a-half) from making sashimi out of us.
Punchy posties go postal on the pitch
You have to get up early to beat a team of posties – and when their home ground is in Croydon, you have to get up even earlier.
While the ‘Chels had managed to get out the door early enough we didn’t actually wake up until the second half – a common feature of recent games.
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