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Double victory for ‘Chels? No, one victory. Two match reports!
Imperial College may have been wearing imperial purple but it was the ‘Chels who put on an imperious performance yesterday to continue a start to the season that has been almost Newcastle-like in its consistency, on an altogether auspicious day in the club’s history. This was the day when the club revealed its tribute to a manager who for 25 years has been, simply, Mr Kenchels. EP may still remain, for reasons best known to Her Majesty, plain old Mr Moore, but to the ‘Chels his achievements, both domestic and European, should have elevated him to at least a peerage by now.
Kenchels Tour Downfall – a documentary
A moving documentary records the turmoil and tensions within the Kenchels headquarters as they planned their latest football tour. Tense, taut and with a sly twist at the end…enjoy!
‘Chels guilty of a criminal performance
A policeman’s lot is generally not a happy one but there was at least one copper smiling after this shambolic Kenchels’ performance. Yes, our opposition included no less a figure than Chief Superintendent Knacker himself, who played a small but nonetheless entertaining part in our defeat. More of that later.
‘Chels overdrawn at the Bank…
And so, dear readers, I pick up the pen once more. As I sit here, my quivering quill poised like that of a latter-day Dot-soievsky over a blank sheet of paper, it is hard to imagine that the last time I wrote to you was before Christmas. Our erratic season has, I am afraid, lurched ever more anarchically into 2010.
‘Chels go missing in action…
This report is dedicated to the memory of El Tel Bellamy, our former right-back, who is as I write huddled in the bowels of the Hanoi Hilton on what was to have been the dream holiday of a lifetime. As he delves through his three-week-old plate of boiled rice and cockroaches, I’m sure he is missing us all terribly.
